Be: essa eh em sua homenagem:

Fucking Bastard Drunk Customer: Can I have a Grolsh, please?
Poor Little Bartender: Sure. Anything else?
FBDC: Your mobile number, please.
PLB: I'm sorry, but I don't give my number for customers.
FBDC: Really? If I was good looking you will give it for sure. You think I'm not good enough for you?
PLB: That's not my point, I just can't gi...
FBDC: Do you want me to call your manager?
PLB: ????
FBDC: Forget it, you aren't that pretty anyway...